[Centurion2000]

And from THIS sort of creature you can expect "meticulous hygiene"? Not hardly.

If a woman is offering oral sex in exchange for washing the willy ? You better believe that the man will be keeping that thing as clean as possible.

[AnAmericanMother]

If anybody offers oral sex to my barely 12-year-old, she is going to get the flippin' Wrath of Mom on her skanky little head. (The borderline delinquents in our neighborhood are all very afraid of me . . . with good reason.)

Seriously, if my Pig-Pen had not been tidied up at an early age, he would have been at serious risk from infections until he got old enough to be interested in what girls thought about his personal hygiene. That age is still just barely visible on the horizon.