He actually sent me a joke. I think this may be a different person.
Dear Harry,
Am glad to hear from you again.I am a christian by religion,what about you?
Typhoid fever is quite complicated if left un-treated for a long time and
you can be hospitalised like i said if left un-treated.I also have a good
sense of humuor just like you and here is a joke for you.I will make sure
i send you the documents at the start of this coming week.
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed.
The passion is heating up. But then the wife
stops and says, "I don't feel like it, I just
want you to hold me."
The husband says, "WHAT?" The wife explains
that he must not be in tune with her emotional
needs as a Woman. The husband realizes that
nothing is going to happen tonight and he might
as well deal with it.
So the next day the husband takes her shopping at
a big department store. He walks around and has
her try on three very expensive outfits. She
can't decide. He tells his wife to take all three
of them.
Then they go over and get matching shoes worth
$200 each. And then they go to the Jewelry
Department where she gets a set of diamond
earrings. The wife is so excited. She thinks her
husband has flipped out -- but she does not care.
She goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband
says "but you don't even play tennis, but OK if
you like it then let's get it."
The wife is jumping up and down so excited she
cannot even believe what is going on. She says,
"I am ready to go, let's go to the cash
register."
The husband says, "No, no, no, honey we're not
going to buy all this stuff." The wife's face
goes blank. "No honey - I just want you to HOLD
this stuff for a while." Her face gets really
mad and she is about to explode and the Husband
says, "You must not be in tune with my financial
needs as a Man!"
Best Regards,
Joshua
My reply:
Hahahahaha! I love that joke. I may have to pull that one on my wife the next time she gets out of line.
I am glad to hear you are a christian and NOT a fanatical muslim. I am a Southern Baptist now, but have experimented with almost every religion. I even joined a cult back in the 70's....that was very stupid, but I was on drugs at the time. My parents were killed in a car crash & I inherited a lot of money. I was terribly sad & lost when these people found me passed out in their driveway. They were very kind to me; took me in & cleaned me up, gave me some food, new clothes, a haircut. I think they put something in the food because I don't remember much after that. I almost gave that group of nutcases all my parents money. Luckily, my buddies came to the compound in their trucks & brought lots of guns along. They broke me out of that place & knocked some sense back into me. Thats what friends are for, Joshua! I am very loyal to my friends. Why didn't your friends get you to the hospital earlier to treat the typhoid fever? Did you know you had it? What are the symptoms? I am glad we don't have that here, but there are cases of West Nile virus. Another wicked "gift" from your continent!
I wanted to ask you why we are going to London. Not that I mind, as I wrote before...I have been there before & really enjoyed it. I may turn it into a summer vacation and go to a few other countries too. If we get along in person, you can travel with me. I always have a ton of fun.
Your friend,
Harry Palmer