America is the greatest country. Where else can you live next door to a cat house, two doors away from a crack house, three doors from a meth lab, and the family four doors away just got married--not sure which ones or to whom, maybe the dog--and all this while putting a spacecraft into orbit around Saturn and making Iran--the world's first empire--fart involuntarily just by noting that Iran has 12 divisions on the border and nobody cares.
LOL! You must be my neighbor at the end of the street with the other American Flag on the block.
(Although not on my street - this is true of my town probably. For SURE the county that I live in.)