Well, they have a pretty high conviction rate, given the high guilt rate of the murderers in question; they don't need my help. Why don't YOU go to the Hague?
Oh, they do, they do. Just check hown much trouble they gave with Slobo. One witness like you and they will win.
Why don't YOU go to the Hague?
Because I did not see or hear things you did. And I am not as skilful in making them up as you are.