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To: Spellfix
I'll give your request all the consideration it is due.

And, might I ask a favor of you? When you get spelling fixed, can you take on the issue of gravity? Its damned annoying and unfair that I keep spilling coffee and other beverages on the front of my shirt in the morning. I mail my elected officials about this almost every week but nothing is done.

45 posted on 06/30/2004 5:31:28 AM PDT by asgardshill
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To: asgardshill
When you get spelling fixed, can you take on the issue of gravity? Its damned annoying and unfair that I keep spilling coffee and other beverages on the front of my shirt in the morning. I mail my elected officials about this almost every week but nothing is done.

Well here is this answer from an authority figure...

Ask The Imam, Islam Q& A online: Does gravity exist or is it made up?

We do not understand your question as everything existing is made up.

And Allah Ta'ala Knows Best

Mufti Ebrahim Desai
FATWA DEPT.


64 posted on 06/30/2004 12:33:27 PM PDT by weegee (Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them. ~~Ronald Reagan)
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To: asgardshill
"can you take on the issue of gravity"

And then quantum physics, brain surgery and then assembler. All three have given me trouble especially brain surgery. I propose that it be simplified so it could be performed with a can opener and a spoon.

Umm, well, perhaps someone is experimenting with that method, it sure would explain a lot....

125 posted on 07/03/2004 2:48:44 PM PDT by Proud_texan
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