Very interesting thread. I turn 59 in August, got out, Nov. 1, 1967. Give me my old 1911A1 and my AT&T class (reach out and touch someone) M-14, we might have a deal.
I really don't think I would last too long before being brought up on charges of abuse. Rubbing bacon fat on the "rag heads", wouldn't go over too well.
LOL! You and me, both!
"I just saw that prisoner whimpering with a ham sandwich stuffed up his backside. You know anything about that, Flagg?"
"Yes, sir. I was just looking for some cheese and mayo.
And, sir? Our guest informed me that there's going to be an RPG attack at noon on the Baghdad police station #7."