[RunningJoke]

Little Kermit Ahmed Akbar is being trained right now to jump into a crowded bus and detonate his vest of explosives. He will be met in paradise by 40 tadpoles. No comment from Miss Piggy.

[beaversmom]

That's great!

[vetvetdoug]

My thought exactly. Kermit the Frog has not been seen in the US recently since Disney acquired the Muppets. Seeing how the Arabic countries have a disdain for pork, Miss Piggy could not accompany Kermit to that area of the world. Kermit the Frog, being alone and lonely, sought closeness with an Iranian woman. After sleeping with a pig for all of these years, Kermit sought to make a small upgrade in women.