[OSHA]

TOP TEN REASONS WHY IT'S NOT SO GREAT TO BE A FROG

10. Frog legs are yummy.
9. Bulging eyes make you look like Howard Dean,
8. Crossing highways.
9. Bumping your a$$ every time you jump.
8. Frog is a term for french.
7. Warts.
6. Snakes.
5. Herons.
4. Nuclear accidents cause inconvient mutations.
3. Cold blooded.
2. French kissing can be downright dangerous.
1. M. Moore is the only thing uglier than you are.

[BulletBobCo]

I like your list better.