Our present worldwide problem with nutjob Muslims is like a bad Startrek plot. We're the good ship Enterprise, beseiged by religiously lobotomized crazies. What would Captain Kirk and Spock do?
> What would Captain Kirk and Spock do?
Find the master control computer, talk some gibberish at it until it began to smoke and grind to a halt.
Failing that, find the local green chicks and teach 'em how to kiss.