Is it _really_ that hard to read the KJV? I'm reading it now and if I happen to not understand a word I look it up. If I don't understand a passage, I'll read the same passage in an NIV and/or RSV and work through it. But I can count the times I've had to do that on one hand.
If this is real, and not a parody, then it looks to me far worse that the "inclusive language" of "Today's NIV" that Zondervan started hawking a few years ago.
Well now we know the version of clinton's 15 lb. Bible he always carried to church.