It's a spoof, Lassie.
Lou Sheldon has to send out hysteria like this from time to time to keep the donations ginned up.
He knows just how to get church ladies' panties in a wad.
You don't realize what a fool you're making of yourself.
I could care less what you have to say about me. If I can awrn one parent aboout having to hear pinnochio lie about not wearing womens underwear and the sick message that sends to kids then it was worth it.
Better to make myself into a fool and with it the hope of chnging back than to be born a fool as you were, with no hope in sight.