As to your alleged cuddlies with boxford, I really don't give a small rodent's posterior, dear.
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
YOU'RE RIGHT!!!!! How could I have been so blind????
We're all going to be marched to diagnostic centers and forced to reveal our inmost thoughts so we can be drugged into insensibility!!!!!
AND IT'S ALL BUSH'S FAULT!!!!!
/extreme dripping sarcasm