You do have the arms for waving.
lonestar told me when she went to the Oiler games at the Astrodome they did "the wave." I told her it sounded more like "the sway!" lonestar told me that my "greeting wave" sounded more like NOISE!
Sometimes I think you can determine IQ by the number of legs a person has--the more the higher!
lonestar has a friend who read that you could determine a dog's IQ by how well they manipulated their owner and said, "Weinie is a genius!"
Pet children are like that.
My Binky Boy is a Control Freak, actually, demanding I play doorman so he can go out on "his" screened in porch, and herds me to the correct side of the refrigerator door that then will open like magic and produce his Fancy Feast Du Jour!