Posted on 06/20/2004 5:20:49 AM PDT by Liz
CLINTON: Dan, lemme explain it to you. 957 pages is a phallic symbol.
RATHER: " Well Bill, I really don't want to see it. But the girls in the office made a few bets and I'm trying to help them out."
CLINTON: No, Dan, although that's right cute. Hillary called it "Piggly Wiggly."
Rather: "Let me get this straight now Bill-You say you convinced both Hillary and Monica that this much is a foot?"
CLINTON: "Yes I did, Dan. It was easy. They bought it hook, line, and sinker. Lookit, Dan I'm the guy who convinced a nation I never had sex with that woman, didn't I?
Clinton: " Not only that Dan, but I convinced almost a whole new generation of Teens that they could do the same thing and it wouldn't be sex."
Scum and Scumier.
RATHER: "Bill, that's an amazing accomplishment. Your legacy is assured."
Rather: "I'm so in love with ya Bill,that I can hardly stand it-Let's go to Boston and.........."
ROFLMAO! Too much..too much. (Gasping for breath)
CLINTON: "Man, what I was doin' in there, I had ta use
the back door afore their mothers came out and caught us."
CLINTON: "Love to Dan. If only Kerry will let me into the convention."
Oops I should have inserted a < p >
MJ: "I did not have 'sex' with that boy..."
LOL!
Bump...this entire thread is hilarious. That picture is just TOO perfect.
Yep, one of the funniest threads in a long time. Had so many possibilities.
Although the one on the new film, "The Legend of Michael Moore---I Live to Eat," was pretty darn funny.
Mr. President, we did not know exactly where you put your cigar in Ms. Lewinsky; was it hole # 1 or hole # 2?
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