Like Kennedy needs a boat. Just let him drive home (or fly for that matter). He'll find the water.
Bwahaahahaha!
Thats right! He'll find the water!
I'm pretty sure Teddy is naturally bouyant enough on his own. Alcohol floats, right?
Train. The joke is, given the plane, car, and boat accidents he has survived so far, if you see him on your train, get
off, since there has yet to be a train accident on his curriculum vitae.
I guess you could try to get him on JF'n Kerry's bike and see what happens.