[Conspiracy Guy]

Have you seen my replacement for the controversial Pledge of Allegiance.

Pledge of Appeasement. "Flag. Country. We're Sorry. Please Don't Hurt Us. Amen!"

The Amen is optional and should be left off when spoken in public.

[GrandEagle]

Have you seen my replacement for the controversial Pledge of Allegiance.
SHHHHH! Not too loud, someone might hear you and actually make that the replacement.

BTW, I love your tagline.
I was just watching Discovery, or The History channel and saw a show on battles of WWII. Maybe you can remember the commanders name.
He had been surrounded and out numbered by the Germans for days and the German commander sent a representative over to discuss terms of surrender of our forces. Our commander sent him back with the message that he could not accept the German surrender because he didn't have the troupes to handle it.

Made me proud to be American!