That makes sense. Hey, a cat's gotta eat.
Well this hubby sounds like a pretty cool customer, I gotta give him credit for that.
This man truly lionized his wife.
They're going to pi$$ of PETA.
Well, go with what works is what I say, but then I'm not married...
But instead of panicking, he put the poison in her corpse and waited inside his house for the lion to return, before informing the authorities.
This is one smart guy. If he had notified the authorities the lion would still be out there on the prowl, with the blessing of the animal rights activists.
This sounds like a Boudreaux joke.
New book:101 Uses for a Dead Wife.
Half-eaten wife used as bait to trap killer Tanzania lion
Kind of reminds me of a song by Eric Idle & John Cleese ...
Half a bee, philosophically,
Must, ipso facto, half not be.
But half the bee has got to be
Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see?
But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?
La dee dee, one two three,
Eric the half a bee.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the half a bee.
Is this wretched demi-bee,
Half-asleep upon my knee,
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric the half a bee!
Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee,
Eric the half a bee.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the half a bee.
I love this hive, employee-ee,
Bisected accidentally,
One summer afternoon by me,
I love him carnally.
He loves him carnally,
Semi-carnally.
The guy sounds like a considerate husband. Nothing's more frustrating for a wife than being half-eaten.
This technique must really cut down on the funeral expenses.