Plus his clown nose is either due to heavy allergies, or cocaine!
With those odds against him, how much longer will he be around.
Can you just imagine the empty chairs at his funeral, everyone will be around the corner at the local club, bar, or restaurant celebrating!
Just for fun, at the White House, they should have had the veil for the portrait as dark blue, with some white splotches on it from a couple of squirts of Nivea.