Chill out bud. It was a joke.
Hang in there. I think it was much harder to find a husband than to be married to one.
As I got older, I changed and the qualities I thought I would want in a husband changed and became more mature. I was a major feminist when I was young although didn't too much Oprah. (Though her dry cleaning special I did really enjoy).
Maybe you have to wait for women in your age group to grow-up. Maybe not. Anyway I wish you success and some good luck.
And what the heck is "Beaches"?? Totally clueless on that one.
Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!