"Woodstock II" (The RightWing Version)
(To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's "Woodstock")
Well, I came upon a dude named Rush...
He was talkin' about Left's 'Ho-oh-oh...
And I asked him, "Tell me where we are goin'?!"
Limbaugh told me...
Said, "We're goin' to the DeeCee Mall...
Gonna join in The Patriots' Stand...
Rebuild Reagan's Shinin' City on the Hill...yeah!!"
Right is starvin'...fer some Boldness...
RE-IMPEACH...Senate shall CONVICT!!
Folks, we must now DETHRONE Slick the Evil Tyrant!!!
Folks, show the Left what Right is...
Lib'rals shall recoil in FRight!!
Yes, they'll cower from Lord's Justice...
Waco's smolderin'...
DemonRATS're the Party of Fear!!
FReepers, ain't it time we make Our Stand?!
Just IGNORE the Media Spin...
Dem Leftist Whores ain't winnin'!!!
We're God's Warriors...Right's emboldened!!
RE-IMPEACH...Senate Shall CONVICT!!
Patriots shall now DETHRONE Left's Chi-Com Whore...YEAH!!!
(Guitar Jammin')
We're the Right-Wing...we're emboldened...
We'll git Slick...you know it, too, Rush!!
We shall then INDICT Clinton...CONVICT! IMPRISON!!
By the time we got to Abe's spot...
We were o'er One Million Strong...
Poker Face cranked righteous songs...Whatta Celebration!!!
Yes, we FReep because we love this Great Land...
Takin' MY guns?! That won't fly...
Demand Justice fer Slick's lies...
Lord, Save Our Nation!!
Git Out, Lib'rals!! Yer time's OVER!!
Yer payin' up fer yer Devil's Bargain!!
'Cuz we got to get ourselves back to the Gah-ah-ah-arden!!
Mudboy Slim
20 September 2000
"RUSH: Dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut. Trumpet fanfare. It signals, it's time for an update. [Playing of Gorbasm update theme.] Ladies and gentlemen, I had the high honor and distinct privilege of attending George W. Bush 41's 80th birthday party Saturday night in Houston. It was at Minute Maid Park, the home of the Houston Astros, about 5,000 people there scattered in different layers of the stadium. I, of course, was in the Diamond Club, which is where the performing celebrities -- I was there as a civilian. I was not there working. I was just there as an invited guest, had just a fabulous time, ladies and gentlemen.
But I wish to tell you today that I, your host, El Rushbo, had my own and my first personal Gorbasm. All of the eulogists at the national funeral for Ronald Reagan, other than Margaret Thatcher, were in attendance including Mikhail Sergeyevich Gorbachev, with whom I ended up in two pictures. One of these pictures, our arms around each other. I was told he asked for it by James Baker, former everything, secretary of state, secretary of treasury under Reagan, chief of staff under Reagan. Gorbachev had his translator, who introduced me by saying "Roosht Limbaugh." Gorbachev reacted to me the way I once saw him react when he met David Rockefeller. I did. There was a big thing at the UN, and I saw Rockefeller was in the reception line and Gorbachev got up there and when they told him who he was, his eyes widened and got real big and excited.
It was a fun and I'm waiting on a picture of this. Larry King was there. He was the master of ceremonies. I walked up and said, "Hey, Lar, what's shaking? You are kicking butt, Lar!" He put his arm around me and....well, everybody loves everybody at this. He introduced me his wife, Shawn. He told me some interesting things about her. She told me some interesting things about him. He asked me to come on his show to talk about my cochlear implant. I said, "I'll get back to you." (Laughing.) The Oak Ridge Boys were there. They were constant visitors to my TV show. They were there, hadn't seen them a while. Larry Gatlin, Vince Gill and Amy Grant. I walked up and said, "Hey, baby, baby," to her. Crystal Gayle. Probably the most interesting and longest conversation I had of the evening was Brian Mulroney, the former prime minister of Canada and one of the great eulogists of Ronald Reagan. Mary Matalin was there. I spoke with Vice President Dick Cheney, Bob Mosbacher, both presidents 43 and 41 were there. Jack Kemp and his wife Joanna, a little conversation with them.
But Larry King had his whole entourage there. The people that snapped the picture were producers of Larry King's program and I gave my e-mail address, the picture of Gorbachev. I gave my e-mail address and I said, "Send this to me," and they said, "Don't worry. We'll be glad to." In fact, one of them was a 27-year-old young woman who's working at CNN, just getting started when she said that she grew up listening to me in New Jersey. Her name was Eleanor, forget her last name. I said, "What are you doing working on the Larry King show?" She said, "It's a start." (Laughing.) Oh, she didn't say that! I don't want to get her in trouble. She was very excited to be there. So I'm still waiting on the e-mail delivery of the picture that was taken. It's digital. As soon as I get it, we'll be able to post it on the website. No, I didn't say evil empire. I didn't pull a Margaret Thatcher. I did not say evil empire. I almost thought about asking Mary Matalin for some lipstick to put a birthmark on my head, but I didn't. I played it straight. I was a model of decorum at this event.
At any rate, so that's that. As soon as I get the picture, and I made 'em read that e-mail address back to me, because I wrote it down plain and simple as I could so they could get it right, and they said it would be to me sometime today. One way or another we'll get this. There was also a still photographer there taking pictures for Gorbachev and I'll get one of those at some point, too. So regardless -- I just couldn't hold back. I was going to wait until I got the picture to tell you the story, but I couldn't hold back. I had my own personal Gorbasm Saturday night, folks!
Go Rush Go...MUD
"Gibbs was originally hired by the Redskins the same year Ronald Reagan started his two-term presidency from 1981 to 1989. Gibbs, who visited the White House after guiding the Redskins to the 1983 Super Bowl, recalled talking football with Reagan in the hallway leading to the Rose Garden.
"He said, ' I played football, you know,' " Gibbs said yesterday, doing a slight Reagan impersonation. "And I said, 'Yes, sir.' And he said, 'You know I played guard.' I said, 'Guard.' He said, ' I still sign a lot of things with the number 33.' I think that's the number he said."
Thirty-three...my favorite two-digit number...MUD