Besides, I can't be too hard on him, since I write the same way myself: sloppy and scattershot. It's like author's ADD. =)
And I almost fell for your Monica quote there. I got about three sentences in before the light bulb came on over my head. Then it just came to me, and I got the thrust of what you were saying. =)
Sounds like he recalls many itty-bitty details, but "cannot recall" much about his TREASONOUS behavior vis a vis the Chi-Coms!! The dude is opening hisself up fer a lotta ridicule and I'll be damned if I ain't gonna help out on that score!!
Are you gonna make a roadtrip anywhere to get yer beloved POTUS's autograph?!
FReegards...MUD
BTW...good to hear yer father-in-law's doing better, and I hope your wife's recovering as well.