He's an utter disgrace and a stain on our nation's history.
I saw him dozing with that weird, fey grin and immediately assumed that he was thinking something along the lines of: "Damn, this is boring! I could really use a slutty intern between my pasty, lumpy thighs right about now!"
Don't you look at him and just automatically assume that he's thinking "Go baby!" like the pig that he is?
Looking at Ole Crusty, I'm more inclined to believe she's praying but look at ole Toon's face. His chin looks like it's quivering and I don't mean from grief either *lol*