[Darksheare]

There are 'breath mints' for dogs but I don't know where to find them.
I've only seen them available online.

[The Scourge of Yazid]

Well, they seem to have every other luxury and accoutrement for the discerning pet owner these days, so I wouldn't exactly be stunned if they made doggie "Certs."

Then again, who ever smells a dog's breath except for the bitch he's humping?

Hey, that's the technically correct term, don't turn up your nose at me.