[Theodore R.]

Listen, with all the luck and popularity that "Bill" Clinton as had, the odds of that many of his contemporaries outliving him is pretty small!!!

[Miss Marple]

Apparently you didn't know that Howlin and I have gone into training with that particular goal in mind.

And if I don't, I have left instuctions with my children. :-)

[bankwalker]

with all the luck and popularity that "Bill" Clinton as had

Not to mention the help of Perot, without him G. H. W. Bush would have had a second term, the Klintoons (both of them) would have been irrelevant in 1996, the FBI files would have never been stolen, 9/11 probably woulda never happened, and the whole world would be different today.

Thanx again Ross, you filthy SOB.

[demkicker]

Listen, with all the luck and popularity that "Bill" Clinton as had, the odds of that many of his contemporaries outliving him is pretty small!!!

Too many of them still know too much and will probably suffer from Arkancide before the Toon bites the dust. Can't take a chance that some of them might want to clear their consciences in their old age, ya know!

No doubt Clinton's ordered up a full state funeral in spite of the fact he was impeached, disgraced and loathed by nearly half of the country. Richard Nixon did it properly. He knew he was a controversial figure and settled for a dignified funeral. You can take it to the bank, WJC will rellish cramming a state funeral down our throats.