"Even though I won the popular vote, the only fair thing to do is have a re-vote in the heavily populated African American and Jewish communities in Florida with ballots clearly printed in English, Hebrew, and Ebonics."
"That's fuzzy math. I know, because as governor of Texas, I have to do math every day. I have to add up the numbers and decide whether I'm going to fill potholes out on Rt. 36 east of Abilene or commit funds to reroof the sheep barn at the Texas state fairgrounds."