[isthisnickcool]

Why every animal on four hooves didn't completely freak out when the jets did their flyby is a complete mystery to me.

When they started yelling "We will win! We will win!" at the Wellstone funeral neither Hillary and/or Ted Kennedy bolted for the door. So it's true that you can train hooved animals to sit still. At least in Hillary's case. It's likely Kennedy could have been so drunk he didn't know where he was.

[Conservababe]

Didn't Sgt York get spooked by something during the procession and took a little time out?

[asgardshill]

When they started yelling "We will win! We will win!" at the Wellstone funeral neither Hillary and/or Ted Kennedy bolted for the door. So it's true that you can train hooved animals to sit still.

OK OK, you got me. I should have specified "cloven" hooves.

In Teddy's case though, I stand my ground. There are only two things on this planet that could motivate him to move that larded gluteus: A delivery truck full of Chivas flipping over on the highway and 10-For-A-Dollar Taco Day in the Senate lunchroom.