[Leroy S. Mort]

FOX NEWS just brushed aside its Allstars, chaired by Brit Hume, to go to the entirely unwatchable ego-storm known as Bill O'Really--er--O'Reilly.

It could be worse. The local FOX affiliate cut straight to a shot of Paris Hilton's butt.

[Petronski]

Now comes Brian Mulroney and Margaret Thatcher (if mine eyes do not deceive me), and O'Really bloviates on.

Now the Quayles hug and cry and move on and here comes Ed Schultz, bowing so achingly.

FOXNEWS Sucks at this moment.

Al Haig now, making the Sign of the Cross with his wife and moving on.

And the dear dear Peggy Noonan with a sign of the cross and a sweet salute...

FOXNEWS...no, back to Blovius Maximus...