Has John Kerry changed out of his wetsuit yet after windsurfing the relecting pool behind the caisson?
No. He's wearing the real tight wetsuit. You know, the one in that Annie Liebowitz took that shows off his "package"?
He's waiting for the Kerry Babes to show up and ogle.
More Grecian Formula! More Botox!
Oh, and send someone to buy lunch for the film crew, eh? John's going to try and mount the Riderless Horse.
Speaking of which, who wants to bet that the footage from yesterday's stunt is being made into a commercial as we speak?
Be Seeing You,
Chris