[FrankR]

"Think about it if clinton died and Bush went to see him ..."

I don't want to even think about that...because if it happened, there would be no winning for Bush.

Personally, if I were Bush, I wouldn't even attend his [clinton's] funeral. But, he probably will. No matter what he does there, however,he will be pounced upon by the press. If the flowers die, it will be Bush's fault.

If clinton has a procession in Washington, the horse probably won't pull the wagon...especially if it's a mare...she won't turn her back to clinton...that's for sure.

[Irene Adler]

"Personally, if I were Bush, I wouldn't even attend his [clinton's] funeral. But, he probably will. No matter what he does there, however,he will be pounced upon by the press. If the flowers die, it will be Bush's fault."

I would, but I'd take a small mirror and stick it under his nose as I walked by the casket (just to make sure he was dead) as in the movie Charade.

[the Deejay]

"clinton has a procession in Washington, the horse probably won't pull the wagon...especially if it's a mare...she won't turn her back to clinton...that's for sure."

Brilliant!!! ROTFLMRO!!!!

(My husband asked, "What the hell are you laughing about?)