[DoctorMichael]

My favorite thing I'd like to say at work to an exchange-student/co-worker that commented that "Booooooosh lies" when our plane was forced down by the Chinese 3 years back:

"Go back to freakin' Mainland China you little freakin' rice-eating, slant-eyed, communist spying bastard......Cocksucker."

[carlo3b]

This might help, eating always helps.. :) Egg foo yong
Enjoy the taste of Chinese without ever having to leave home.

• 3 T flour
• 1 teaspoon salt
• 4 eggs well beaten
• 2 teaspoons minced onion, or finely sliced green onion
• 1 cup drained bean sprouts
• 1 cup diced chicken or turkey

Mix together and fry in oil. Serve with sauce below.
 

Sauce

• 1 teaspoon cornstarch
• 1 teaspoon sugar
• 1 cup water
• 1 Tablespoon soy sauce

Simmer over heat for one minute, serve over egg foo yong.