To: carlo3b
I haven't left yet Carlo. Did you think you could escape the Neapolitan "Force?"
85 posted on
06/06/2004 7:27:10 AM PDT by
stanz
(Those who don't believe in evolution should go jump off the flat edge of the Earth.)
To: stanz; carlo3b
RUH ROOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
86 posted on
06/06/2004 7:30:32 AM PDT by
Gabz
(RIP President Ronald Reagan)
To: stanz; jellybean; ladyinred; tubebender
GASPJellybean made me do it and ladyinred asked that I post it.... tubebender needed some new taglines.. What can an Italian man do... :/
Have a great trip. . :):):)
89 posted on
06/06/2004 7:46:55 AM PDT by
carlo3b
(http://www.CookingWithCarlo.com)
To: stanz; carlo3b
I tried to warn him :/Have a wonderful trip stanz!!!
BON VOYAGE!!
Before you go...some Disfunctional Greeting Cards for you...
- I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life...
- (Inside card) - I've changed my mind.
- I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
- (Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.
- As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
- (Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.
- Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
- (Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.
- Someday I hope to marry...
- (Inside card) - Someone other than you.
- Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
- (Inside card) - Almost lifelike!
- When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
- (Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.
- We've been friends for a very long time...
- (Inside card) - What do you say we stop?
- I'm so miserable without you...
- (Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.
- Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
- (Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?
- You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
- (Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.
- Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday...
- (Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.
- Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
- (Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and Arkansas)
- Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder...
- (Inside card) - What was I thinking?
- Congratulations on your wedding day!...
- (Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.
90 posted on
06/06/2004 7:47:40 AM PDT by
jellybean
(I have learned that the most important thing in America is freedom. Freedom is worth any sacrifice.)
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