What exactly is marrageMarriage is when you get to keep your girl and don’t have to give her back to her parents.- Eric, age 6
When somebody’s been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl. He says to her, "I’ll take you for a whole life, or at least until we have kids and get divorced, but you got to do one particular thing for me.’ Then she says yes, but she’s wondering what the thing is and whether it’s naughty or not. She can’t wait to find out.-Anita - age 9
How Does Person Decide Whom to Marry?
You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with him and tails means you try the next one.- Kelly - age 9
My mother says to look for a man who is kind... That’s what I’ll do... I’ll find somebody who’s kinda tall and handsome.- Carolyn - age 8
Concerning the Proper Age to Get Married.
Eighty four. Because at that age, you don’t have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom.- Carolyn - age 8
Once I’m done with kindergarten, I’m going to find me a wife- Bert, age 5
How Did Your Mom and Dad Meet?
They were at a dance party at a friend’s house. Then they went for a drive, but their car broke down... It was a good thing, because it gave them a chance to find out about their values.- Lottie, age 9
My father was doing some strange chores for my mother. They won’t tell me what kind.- Jeremy, age 8
What Do Most People Do On a Date:
On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.- Martin, age 10
Many daters just eat pork chops and french fries and talk about love.- Craig, age 9
When is Okay to Kiss Someone?
You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a ring and her own VCR, ‘cause she’ll want to have videos of the wedding. Allan, age 10
Never kiss in front of other people. It’s a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you... If nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours.- Kally, age 9
The Great Debate: Is it Better to Be Single or Married?
You should ask the people who read Cosmopolitan- Kirsten, age 10
It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them.- Anita, age 9
It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I’m just a kid. I don’t need that kind of trouble.- Will, age 7
What Most People are Thinking When They Say "I Love You"
"The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he showers at least once a day."- Michelle, age 9.
"Some lovers might be real nervous, so they are glad that they finally got it out and said it and now they can go eat."- Dick, age 7.
How Do People In Love Typically Behave?
"When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down and they don't get up for at least an hour."- Wendy, age 8.
"Mooshy...like puppy dogs...except puppy dogs don't wag their tails nearly as much."- Arnold, age 10.
"All of a sudden, the people get movies fever so they can sit together in the dark."- Sherm, age 8.
On What Falling In Love Is Like
"Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life."- John, age 9.
"If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long."- Glenn, age 7.
Concerning Why Lovers Often Hold Hands
"They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid good money for them." -Gavin, age 8.
"They are just practicing for when they might have to walk down the aisle someday and do the holy matchimony thing."- John, age 9.
The Personal Qualities You Need to Have in Order to be a Good Lover
"One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills."- Ava, age 8.
Some Surefire Ways to Make a Person Fall In Love With You
"Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love."- Alonzo, age 9.
How Can You Tell if Two Adults Eating Dinner at a Restaurant Are in Love?
"Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell if he's in love."- Bobby, age 9.
"Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold...Other people care more about the food."- Bart, age 9.
"Romantic adults usually are all dressed up, so if they are just wearing jeans it might mean they used to go out or they just broke up."- Sarah, age 9.
How To Make Love Endure
"Don't forget your wife's name...That will mess up the love."- Erin, age 8.
"Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the trash."- Dave, age 8.
THE RULES OF WORK
Succeeding in life is all about figuring out the rules, and learning how to bend them. This page gets you half way there.
"The golden rule is that there are no golden rules"
George Bernard Shaw