[mommybain]

Bump for humor later.

[SpyktRose]

I know it's been almost a week since this thread started, but I needed cheering up.
Joke told by my seven-year-old niece-

Why couldn't the pirate see the movie?
Because it was rated "Arrr".

(BTW, my niece had no idea why we laughed at this.)

And, I didn't see this in this "subject walks into a bar" section.

A rope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve rope here". So the rope walks out, twists himself up, and rolls on the ground.
He walks back into the bar, and the bartender says "Hey, aren't you the rope I just threw out?"
"Nope," he replies, "I'm a frayed knot."