A clear conscience is often the sign of a bad memory.
A day without sunshine is like a night.
A fool and his money are... Hey! Where's my wallet?!!
A good name is more desireable than great riches...
A good pun is its own reword.
Tried to play my shoehorn - all I got was footnotes.
Two things I hate: People that can't count.
Vulcan DOS: Illogical command or file name.
Wastebasket: Something to throw things near.
We must believe in free will. We have no choice.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional!!
I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.
I'm not a complete idiot - several parts are missing.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
OXYMORON : Civil war
OXYMORON : College Education
OXYMORON : Down elevator
Biplane: The last word a pilot says before bailing out!
Press all keys at once to continue...
LOL!!!!! MUCH better.
OXYMORON: Jumbo shrimp