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1 posted on 06/03/2004 2:48:32 PM PDT by blam
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GGG Ping.


2 posted on 06/03/2004 2:49:08 PM PDT by blam
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Yet another papyrus depicts a lion and an antelope playing a board game. The lion lifts a game piece as though in victory, while the antelope falls back in his chair.

Sort of like the dogs playing poker..

3 posted on 06/03/2004 2:53:17 PM PDT by Dog (In Memory of Pat Tillman ---- ---- ---- American Hero.)
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"How 'bout that Rameses, huh? Sixty kids. Where's he find time to run the country?! (Pause for laughter)"


4 posted on 06/03/2004 2:54:02 PM PDT by ScottFromSpokane (Re-elect President Bush: http://spokanegop.org/bush.html)
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Ancient Egyptians Were Jokesters

Pharoah: Did you hear the Sphinx lost its nose?

Servant: Really? How does it smell?

Pharoah: Terrible!!!
5 posted on 06/03/2004 2:54:28 PM PDT by Bobby777
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Egyptians drop back and Punt!

Isn't it amazing, just recently drawings have been found in Washington Dc of Queen Hillery! and a tiny donkey.....


6 posted on 06/03/2004 2:54:35 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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He said, "(The images show) ducks pecking at someone's buttocks, baboons and cats out of control, animals riding on top of other unlikely animals, baboons playing instruments, and animals drinking and dining."

Dogs Playing Poker?

So9

8 posted on 06/03/2004 2:57:28 PM PDT by Servant of the 9 (Screwing the Inscrutable or is it Scruting the Inscrewable?)
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They were very conservative. In fact, except for the Pharaoh thing, they would have been Republicans.


11 posted on 06/03/2004 3:01:21 PM PDT by RightWhale (Theorems link concepts; proofs establish links)
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Fondness for animal humor...

I miss THE FAR SIDE


12 posted on 06/03/2004 3:01:28 PM PDT by Cold Heart
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"Oh, you're a riot Osiris...a regular riot!!!!!"

 

 

13 posted on 06/03/2004 3:02:41 PM PDT by Fintan (A little more Muscatel with your Rice-A-Roni, my pet?)
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I guess you had to be there....


15 posted on 06/03/2004 3:04:20 PM PDT by El Sordo
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In one tomb in the valley of the kings is a drawing of ET. It's the only one I saw but it was unique.


17 posted on 06/03/2004 3:07:06 PM PDT by BMC1
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"Oh, he'll never find me in here.
19 posted on 06/03/2004 3:07:35 PM PDT by New Perspective (Proud father of a 6 month old son with Down Syndrome)
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I've always been a fan of Nefertiti jokes.


21 posted on 06/03/2004 3:14:32 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Saddam Hussein was only 537 Florida votes away from still being in power)
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The Pharoah ruled Egypt. His wife was the Pharina and their son was the Pharie.


22 posted on 06/03/2004 3:16:00 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Saddam Hussein was only 537 Florida votes away from still being in power)
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The ancient Egyptians believed that anytime a baby smiled or laughed for no reason, Bes was in the room making faces.

He'd crack me up!

24 posted on 06/03/2004 3:16:41 PM PDT by facedown (Armed in the Heartland)
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Bob Sagat starring in "Egypt's Funniest Home Papyrus".

Please choose the winning papyrus from "hammer falling on head", "ducks pecking at someone's buttocks" and "baboons playing instruments".

25 posted on 06/03/2004 3:20:52 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Teach a Democrat to fish and he will curse you for not just giving him the fish.)
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This cannot be. Just as homosexual activity is a totally new and modern invention, it is a well-established fact that ancient peoples had absolutely no sense of humor.


28 posted on 06/03/2004 3:26:07 PM PDT by r9etb
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He said, "(The images show) ducks pecking at someone's buttocks, baboons and cats out of control, animals riding on top of other unlikely animals, baboons playing instruments, and animals drinking and dining."

Sounds like there was a Gary 'Ramses' Larson...


29 posted on 06/03/2004 3:31:47 PM PDT by in the Arena ("rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm.” ~ Orwell)
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BTTT


31 posted on 06/03/2004 3:44:34 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
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"(The images show) ducks pecking at someone's buttocks"

"Paging Dr. Tubebender...Dr. Tubebender Your presence is required please.

32 posted on 06/03/2004 3:53:55 PM PDT by ChefKeith (NASCAR...everything else is just a game!(Except War))
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