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To: Revolting cat!

LOL! With knowing only part of the story, hearing about a man named Jim-Bob from Arkansas with 15 children, you might expect to see some slackjawed, vacant-eyed, washed-out hillbilly with a houseful of crusty-nosed, snarl-headed younguns, the youngest wearing droopy, loaded diapers (and nothing else), and a worn-out, gap-toothed wife who bore a strong family resemblance to her husband, all hanging out on the porch with the skinny dogs lurking underneath and the broken refrigerator next to the front door.

Jim-Bob, Arkansas, 15 children. Just those three things together can paint a whole picture.


111 posted on 05/27/2004 8:26:15 PM PDT by wimpycat ("The road to the promised land runs past Sinai."-C.S. Lewis)
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To: wimpycat

Yes, those dumb ol'Arky hillbillies. They make so many billions of dollars running the greatest money making retail organization ever devised (Wal-Mart), feeding millions (Tyson Foods), investing in America (Stephens, Inc.), clothing millions (Dillard's Inc.) and gathering so much private information on every person in the USA it would scare you to death if you knew what they knew about you(Acxiom Corp. a.k.a. "The Beast"). Hyuk, hyuk, we jus' don' kno no better. Weez jus' unsofiscated hillbillies, taken yo' money to the bank every day of the week. Hyuk..


133 posted on 11/02/2004 3:09:18 PM PST by OB1kNOb (P. Diddy is what you do off the back porch late at night.)
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