My Decade at Cornell (Conservative Student Joe Sabia Hilariously Says Goodbye to the Ivy League)

Cornell Daily Sun ^ | May 2004 | Joe Sabia-Doctoral Candidate in Public Policy/Economics

[McGavin999]

He is going to be a real loss for Cornell. LOL, I'll bet it was fun to watch the reactions to his columns.

[anncoulteriscool]

****eating their kiwi sorbet****

I must get out more....I did not know that kiwi sorbet was a leftist treat. I love that stuff! LOL!

[Rocky]

Reading this from Cornell is like finding a Rembrandt at a display of kindergartners' art.

[hosepipe]

Does that make Cornel a leftist re-education camp ?..

Or a super leftist education camp.. or a Propaganda school for the logically challeged... or a dis-information compendium of failed ideological figments ?..

At any rate Cornel has become now, looser city with no glimmer of hope of learning that Joseph McCarthy was right and an american hero before he got himself, "Borked"..

[sathers]

Sabia said in an interview that there is one female conservative columnist at Cornell that is better than him working right now-I hope this is true!

[wardaddy]

How many Sun writers could withstand the charges of xenophobia after writing an essay like 'No way, Jose!' in which I declared unless we stop illegal immigration 'we can all say adios to American culture and American jobs?'

That remark could get him in hot water around here too.

[sathers]

Cornell is for the liberal rich kids that couldnt get into Yale, but sill want to go to the Ivy League.

[Little Bill]

Are you one of those troll things?

[wardaddy]

I salute you!

[woofer]

Poor baby! You need obviously some self esteem education

So, are you gonna send some cash, or what? Do you think self-esteem education comes cheap?

[Ichneumon]

"In her piece, Szelényi also claimed that "Native American Indians" are victims of discrimination. What exactly is a Native American Indian? Perhaps the sociology department's crack staff is studying the oppression of everyone named Pocahontas Patel."

ROFL!

[Ichneumon]

If you're going to excerpt, please do it by cutting-and-pasting text from the original article. You introduced several typos and changed the wording of some sentences in a way that reflected poorly on Mr. Sabia -- I had originally assumed that the errors were his, until I read the full article and discovered otherwise.

[watchin]

One of the funniest things I have ever read. I wish I could have been the one to do this.

[sathers]

The most awesome 'farewell column' of all time.

Right up there with Lee Elias cursing out Cubs fans after a losing streak.