THE DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION IN A SINGLE ACTION-PACKED EVENING
6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:15pm - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton.
6:30pm - Anti-war concert by Barbara Streisand.
6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.
7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
7:25pm - Tribute theme to Germany.
7:45pm - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael Moore).
8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony (both male and female couples).
9:30pm - * Intermission *
10:00pm - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins.
10:10pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:20pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:30pm - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.
10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00pm - Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed and same sex).
11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00am - Nomination of the democratic candidate
My program says that at 11:05 they will award one of John Kerry's 'tossed' medals to an abused Abu Graib prisoner. Then at 3:05 the Anita Hill Girl Scout Council #305 from San Fransisco will burn Bush in effigy while singing, We Shall Overcome.
Just announced a 'break-out' session by Bill Clinton: Getting Away With It. How you can use cruise missles to save your job. Free, non-combustible cigars to all participants.
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Perfect! forwarding it to my brother overseas. He has a lefty leaning but a great sense of humor and is able to laugh at himself and the Democreeps. Thought you might have ended with 'Ted' falling off the stage or dropping the bottle.
RE; Post # 14, now everyone in the office is wondering what I busted out laughing about.
Heh. Pretty amusing ;)