[It's me]

Father of six speaking here. I have had the ignorant baboons who actually ask me if I know what causes pregnancy and what right do I have to bring six children up in today's world.

A store clerk said that to me once when I was pregnant with my fifth child. I told her that of course we know what causes it. It's just that we enjoy it so much, we can't stop! That embarrassed her so much it shut her up. I just laughed.

[JZoback]

You're a lot nicer than I am, I usually ask them to point out which child doesn't have a right to be born.

I tell them "You have got to pick one or two to kill, since you think I have too many. We can solve the problem right now. Pick at least one"

Most of the time they are too stunned to even stutter a word.

Shuts them up real quick

BTW, currently have two left at home.