[Willie Green]

"I was just going to take it back to work and kill it, but I figure cobras aren't indigenous to Arkansas," Mitchell said. "I knew the zoo would have a snake handler."

Two things in this sentence tell us Mitchell isn't indigenous to Arkansas either:

1. He knows what the word "indigenous" means.
2. He first thought of going to the zoo to find a snake handler rather than church.

[nuconvert]

LOL!