" I went over and kicked the box"
Only in Arkansas
Just wanted to see if they were napping.......don't forget, if he hadn't kicked the box, he wouldn't have said. "'Hot dog! That thing is big!" LOL!
A Jay Leno skit last year was mentioning secondary uses of common products found in fine print on the products. For the products, "Depends," the fine print read: "May be used as indoor plumbing in Arkansas."