Posted on 05/17/2004 12:18:50 PM PDT by 11th Earl of Mar
Are the Clintons' in Arkansas?
I know when I see a box labeled venomous reptiles, my first reaction is to kick it.
Are there electric fences in Arkansas?
You gotta wonder what would have happened had the box been marked "Nitroglycerin."
That they were not reported missing makes one wonder why on God's Green Earth would there be a black market in venomous reptiles.....
""I went over and kicked the box."
"
Hold muh beer an' watch this BUMP.
Yes, the Clinton's are in Arkansas.
Didn't you read the story?
They are inside the box?
LOL!
Hold muh beer...
Hey, y'all. Watch this!
Looky this little critta! Crikey!
"Are there electric fences in Arkansas?"
Don't know, but if you git a divorce in Arkansas are you still brother and sister?
Maybe algore found another use for his lock box...
Sufficient warning for most of us.
Wish I could remember how to make rattlesnake eggs, cuz it was always a winner on April Fools day & I never pulled it on any of my kids. The severed finger in a box got old for them years ago.
Anyway, speaking of zoo mishaps, did anyone around here post anything about the two thousand gallon monkey dung drop on one of Milwaukee's freeways, bout a week ago?
"When you see something like that, you want to look and see what it is," .
"I was just going to take it back to work and kill it, but I figure cobras aren't indigenous to Arkansas,"
"I was like, 'Hot dog! That thing is big!'"
I've never been to Arkansas, but I understand that both The Sinkmaster and Snuffy Smith are residents. You just can't make this stuff up.
Owl_Eagle”Guns Before Butter.”
Naughty boy
In Massachusetts, you're still Brother and Brother or Sister and Sister.
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