LOL! Shall we call it the jihad two-step? Another reason I like to keep up with my target practice. Hubby and I are putting in another, longer range, shooting range this summer. And I'm finally getting around to learning archery! Been on my to-do list for along time.
i THINK archery is a wise move.
Some blow gun practice might be in order, too. But explaining what was fittingly on the darts could be tricky! Maybe just a good crossbow?
Would be interesting to design a crossbow who's component parts fit other practical uses for a trip or around the home and which did not look like they fit some other use.
Oops. Am violating a quasi rule of mine. Avoid being too creative--satan doesn't do well on creative, has to pollute what believers create, mostly.
We live about five miles from a local target range. Haven't been there yet, but plan to do it very soon. Best part of all, it's free. Archery sounds good as well. It's something we could practice on our own acreage.