[risk]

I wonder how the daily news would play and read after a week if a merry band of patriots took the top 20 news leaders out and gave them a good tarring and feathering?

It's a time-honored punishment for straight-faced refusal to acknowledge the sentiments and desires of regular Americans.

Left: Tarring and feathering of a British exciseman by a Liberty Tree.
Right: A tax collector being tarred and feathered in 1774.

[olde north church]

Wow, that's an oldie but a goodie! Talk about a serious bikini waxing!