Yes, your Holiness. We'll be sending all Muslim immigrants to Italy in the future, where you can personally welcome them. Once you have taught them the value of ANYTHING please let us know. It would be nice for openers, if you can teach them the value of a human life. IF that doesn't get you blown up, try to teach them not to beat their wives. THAT would be helpful. Especially to their wives. Perhaps then you can teach them the value of a Democracy. Good luck! :-)
Wadda you nuts? The Eyeties already have so many Muslims they will soon have to import Italian food from Boston.