[Argh]

I come across this wet dream by some journalist or other about once a decade. I remember one from the early 60's that came with a map: the guy thought the capital of the combined country should be centrally located, so he selected Minneapolis-St. Paul. (That was in what is now the International Herald-Tribune, he may have been American).

[Argh]

P.S. I got a LARGE chuckle out of his shot at the worthless feminist bitch Margaret Atwood and the insufferable Pierre Berton.