[Amelia]

I'd like to read this article from the local rag but can't find it on the web site although it's listed on the front page of the paper......

Well, silly, you gotta go downtown and *buy* the paper to read the really important stuff. ;-)

[deport]

Yep, silly me...... Never in my life thought I'd have to go downtown or was it uptown to read the Johnson City rag....

Them ol' boys was just on the bottom side of I-26, taking the low road don'tcha see......

A view of I-26 bridge off U.S. Highway 23 (Ron Scalf / Johnson City Press)