[yooper]

"Perhaps alSadr crapped his kaftan when he saw those photos and pictured himself naked... barking like a dog with a chain on his neck... at the end of a leash held by a 90 pound woman sucking on a Pall Mall."

Could be a good theme for one of those tool company calendars.

SNAP-ON TOOLS presents "The Men of Najaf". I can just picture al-Sadr on all fours, on a leash being held by the woman you describe, with a four-foot pipe wrench in his mouth....

[Enterprise]

"at the end of a leash held by a 90 pound woman sucking on a Pall Mall."

Really though, she should have a pack of Camels.