[ValerieUSA]

I always use a vacuum cleaner and washer when I prepare lunch. What a contrived little tale to illustrate what a typical innocent American housewife she is.......

[aposiopetic]

"I think it's crazy — we haven't been outside the country for 10 years," said his wife

Protesting a bit much, don't you think? Who said they would have had to leave the country to assist in 3/11? Hmmmm...

[Grampa Dave]

Hey, I vacuum, fix my wife her dinner, load/unload the dishwasher, throw stuff in the clothes dryer and washer and still have time to Freep.

It's called Freeper Multi Tasking!