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To: HenryLeeII; hellinahandcart
shame on all of you!  you don't know lynndie like I do and she's a kind and wonderful person and this type of thing is totally out of character for her.
 
Lynndie and i were close since i moved to fort ashby when i was in third grade.  loved by all who knew her, i first met her as she played alone in the corner of the playground burning ants with a magnifying glass, impaling japanese beetles on rose thorns, or digging into semi-healed wounds in her arms with broken glass.  She and i became fast friends and we'd while the summer afternoons away pulling the legs off grasshoppers or throwing rocks at racoons by the lake.
 
lynndie was always a natural leader, forming the Robert Byrd High School S & M club.  her natural magnitism was obvious as she strolled down the hallways in spiked hip boots, fishnet stockings, a PVC thong, bustier, and a choker collar, which was her standard garb. 
 
lynndie joined the army in the hopes of raising enough money to open her own dominatrix business.  fort ashby is an economically depressed area and people here need to travel all the way to Charleston for a professionally delivered paddling or english canning.  In fact, the only rack in the entire county is privately owned and cat-o-nine-tails are only available by mail order.
 
When i saw the photos from iraq, i was absolutely stunned.  in fact, i'm sure the photos are either staged or she was doing this under direct orders from someone else.  a dog leash is so amature, she went beyond that type of stuff in the sixth grade.  now, an iraqi being suspended by his testicles with lynndie laying into him with a tawse and coating his nipples with hot candle wax, that I'd believe.
 
lyndie is a wonderful person and when the truth comes out, you'll all have egg on your faces for talking negatively about her.

Owl_Eagle

”Guns Before Butter.”

301 posted on 05/11/2004 12:56:48 PM PDT by End Times Sentinel (Kill my boss?!? Do I dare live out the American dream? ยป Homer Simpson)
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To: Owl_Eagle
Her unfortunate involvement with this scandal is the fault of Republican congressmen (who would probably pay her large fees in order to receive the treatment you describe as Lyndie's style) who vote to cut off funding to the NEA, or make it difficult for budding female entrepeneurs such as herself to get federal grant money to open businesses. If only she had the funding for her business dreams she would not have had to join the male-dominated, phalli-centric military and be part of George Bush's neo-conservative anti-female Zionist nation-building wag-the-dog vagina-fearing penile-size-enhancing machismo reactionary class-exploiting sexist bourgeoisie nouveau-riche xenophobic anti-intellectual anti-pro-choice exploits.
302 posted on 05/11/2004 1:23:30 PM PDT by HenryLeeII ("The war on terror is not a figure of speech, it is an inescapable calling of our generation." -GWB)
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To: Owl_Eagle
I actually went looking for the Insider, and it's only af_vet_rr. :D
303 posted on 05/11/2004 2:03:54 PM PDT by hellinahandcart
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To: Owl_Eagle
Owl eagle, I ain't even going to ask...
That was truly twisted.
You should slide that into DU somehow and watch the fun!!.
304 posted on 05/11/2004 7:09:01 PM PDT by cavtrooper21
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